You can match your emailing behaviour with the characteristics of some birds
Most of you have an email address these days and electronic mail has superseded letters and facsimiles as the primary method of written communication between individuals, particularly in business.
However, the increased use of email in business has also resulted in the development of particular idiosyncratic patterns of emailing behaviour that can either delight or enrage.
Researchers at the University of Glasgow and the University of the West of Scotland have examined these different behaviours and matched them to typical bird-like behaviours.
Karen Renaud, senior lecturer in the School of Computing Science, said: “Email has rapidly become a vital business communication tool and a lot of people we spoke to say they would not be able to do their jobs without it. “However, many people have gripes about email. Some people find themselves checking email all the time, even during evenings, weekends and holidays, ot ers complain about how other people behave when using email.
“When we analysed all the findings we realised we could categorise email behaviours and match them to the characteristics of some wellknown birds.”
There was one type of bird associated with perfect email manners: the robin. These people are admired for not allowing email to dictate their lives and making time to speak to people in person whenever they can.
Renaud added: “It is likely most people will be able to identify some of their email correspondents with these behaviours and perhaps even recognise their own email style.
“What the research really highlights is that email is a great source of stress for many people. Too often, email is used instead of a more suitable means of communication like actually talking to someone.
“People send email without thinking of the cost to the recipient, but if everyone does this we all become much less efficient and no-one wins. People need to think before they send an email: is this the best way of communicating? Even if it is, still think before you click!”
The research, carried out with Judith Ramsay at the University of the West of Scotland, is published in Interfaces, the quarterly magazine of the British Computer Society.
Compulsive Woodpecker: Can’t resist reading email at all hours of the day and night
Hibernating Poorwill: Reads email only occasionally so that senders can never rely on them
Incommunicado Ostrich: Reads emails but doesn’t reply to them. Often to be seen with the Hibernating Poorwill
Caterwauling Peacock: Broadcasts emails to all and sundry, claiming that people “need to know” when actually he is grandstanding
Pesky Crow: “Leans” on others by means of email, sending multiple versions of the same document, or sending multiple emails about the same topic. This bird inspires fear and loathing in the hearts of other birds
Buck-Passing Cuckoo: Sends emails to others asking them to carry out some task she should do herself, and then leaves quickly and mimics the Incommunicado Ostrich so that the unfortunate recipient is left carrying the baby
Back-Covering Emu: Sends emails to be able to prove, at a later date, that the information was passed on
Camouflaging Woodcock: Uses blind copy to send copies of emails to other recipients without the main recipient’s knowledge. Unlike the Back-covering Emu, this bird is seldom seen in all its glory
Echoing Mynah: Acknowledges all emails. For example engages in exchange something like: “thanks”, then “my pleasure”, then “thanks again”
Boorish Parrot: Sends abusive or inappropriate emails and fails to understand why others get upset by them
Lightning-Response Hummingbird: Responds immediately to email, and expects an immediate response in return
Source: HT Education